I don't own Buffy, Doctor Who or Mitch Benn, that last one is probably a good thing, slavery is bad...
As soon as I heard this song I knew I had to do a little fic about it, but it wasn't until recently I figured out just how it would go... hope you enjoy it!
The mini-slayers were out doing their first unsupervised patrols of the new hellmouth, with the Scoobies sitting around pretending to watch movies, while really watching the door and the phone and waiting to hear something from one of the teams... Dawn and Andrew snuck upstairs to get away from the tension, they wouldn't be allowed to be part of a rescue team even if one was needed. Dawn sprawled over Andrews Star Trek sheets staring at the ceiling as he messed about on the computer pulling up funny songs on Youtube, Andrew put on one of his favourites, Doctor Who Girl by Mitch Benn, Dawn didn't like it though, pulling herself upright as she voiced her opinion.
"Seriously, what kind of guy would want that kind of a bimbo for a sidekick anyway? This doctor who guy must be a real piece of work."
"I can't believe you haven't seen it? Doctor Who's great." Andrew failed to break into Dawn's ramble.
"And what self-respecting woman would want to chase around after a guy who 'does all the thinking', who keeps quiet and never argues? And tells him he's brilliant?"
"Well some of us actually think he IS brilliant." The screen blanked for the end of the song and a single question floated up before the clip ended... 'Wouldn't you want to be a Doctor Who Girl?' "I just wish I was the type the Doctor would go for..." Andrew looked down at his skinny body with a sigh, what man would want the skinny geek boy tag along? Unfortunately semi-sarcastic or not a wish was a wish, and Dawn was looking around in horror hoping nobody heard him use the W word, unfortunately the computer screen fizzing to the image of a demon got rid of that hope and she was reaching for Andrew as the speakers spat out:
"Done." Andrew's eyes met Dawn's as he finally realised what he'd said and opened his mouth to say something but Dawn didn't hear it as he disappeared....