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Summary: Glory's portal wasn't one-way. AU drabble series beginning with The Gift

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Multiple Crossings > General(Current Donor)MarcusRowlandFR771,41615311,6231 Jan 1025 Jun 11No

The One Where Blood is Shed in a Good Cause

BtVS / Multiple crossover drabble series - all characters belong to the usual corporate suspects, not me! See previous parts for disclaimers etc.

The One Where Blood is Shed in a Good Cause

Marcus L. Rowland

"They still haven't paid the ransom," said Willow. "could be days before there's coffee again."

"Let's do it," said Starbuck.

Willow cut Starbuck's arm, muttered a spell, then flicked blood at a map of the world. The droplets landed on the USA. She repeated the process five times, narrowing in on a warehouse in Seattle.

"That's three blocks from Starbucks HQ," said Xander. "Doctor Evil must be based there."

"I'll call Riley," said Buffy. "Maybe we can get in on the action. First on the scene gets first crack at the beans."

"Then can we kill some Toasters?" asked Starbuck.

End.

[ I was only going to post one chapter today, but I think these go better together...]

The One Where Beauty Is No Match For Brains

Marcus L. Rowland

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Doctor Evil's Seattle fortress shook as another hole was blown in the walls. The NCIS agents ran in, guns drawn.

"Hello, boys." Four beautiful girls in revealing costumes undulated towards them. DiNozzo and McGee paused, then everyone dived for cover as the fembots nipple guns started to rake the room.

"Override Warren Omega!" The fembots stopped firing. The agents turned to see a woman following them in. "May, June, July, activate self-destruct." Three fembots collapsed.

"I'm Willow," said the redhead, "I've deprogrammed these things before." She licked her lips. "August, follow us... and bring the whipped cream."

End

The End?

You have reached the end of "Trouble Brewing" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 25 Jun 11.

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