The One Where Nobody Believes The Accident Report
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by Marcus L. Rowland
As Buffy nerved herself to jump something white flashed through the portal, heading upwards, shedding metal and plastic debris. A sleek fuselage ploughed through the dragon, and fire and gore rained down onto the portal... which abruptly slammed closed.
Buffy helped Dawn down the tower while an ejector seat fell beneath a twisted parachute.
The tower collapsed behind them, burying Ben, as the seat crashed to the ground. The scoobies gathered around the unconscious occupant, and Xander read the name on her suit. "I know the coffee guys are competitive, but did anyone else know Starbucks has an air force?"End.
Prompted by rather too many "Buffy / Dawn falls out of the portal" stories. Why should the Scoobies have all the fun? Battlestar Galactica crossover, of course.