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Reminder: See the series introduction for the crossover and also the author notes if you're not familiar with the crossover.
Wincing as shockwaves of cold raced up his legs from the bottoms of his bare feet, Xander Harris continued hopping along the icy lawn, away from the house, while pulling on his pants and muttering under his breath, “All I did was to get lost in a snowstorm and stop off to ask for directions! I wasn’t expecting to be yanked inside her house and involved in someone’s fantasy of ‘repopulating the world after a natural disaster!’ At least when Anya and I did that, we came up with a good reason such as an asteroid strike or Captain Trips, not something so ordinary like a couple of inches of snow! Geez, from the way she carried on and threw me out after I told her about that, you’d think she was from another planet!”