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+"Walter, where is Major Harris now?"
*"Sir, you ordered him off-base for the next 48 hours, after that spray-painting incident with Thor."
-"What do you think, Sam?"
#"Thor's face does look rather nice on the iris, Sir."
~"Too hot, too hot."
-"Oh, come on, Major, man up and let me try."
+"Major Carter, were the Colonel and Major Harris hurt on the last mission?"
#"No, not really, Sir."
+"Then what are they doing in the infirmary again? That's the fifth time this week alone."
#"Sir, do you remember the people of Px-443-90?"
+"Yes, and I remember the chili you brought from there...Ooooh."
#"Dr. Fraiser was quite delighted to pump out their stomachs, again."
~"Oh, come on. it's cute."
-"With your track record, I wouldn't be surprised if it a) tried to marry you; or b) tried to kill you.
+"Welcome back SG-1."
#"Thank you, Sir."
#"And, Sir? You won the pot."
+"Ah, Major Harris, how was the honeymoon?"AN
: I know the "Xander getting married" line is pretty worn by now... Please, please add your own, as hard as it is, I do have to admit I'm running out of funny material. Read review and even flame if you want.