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Snippets of Insanity, or Xander's revenge

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Summary: Short snippets of dialogue, may the insanity ensue. Now free for all, feeling insane? Just add your own. 100+ Words please. Oh, and thanks for all the positve feedback so far. Participation welcome.

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Stargate > Xander-CenteredTheNoNameBody + 2 othersFR15197,71827343,05421 Mar 106 Sep 10No

Chapter Twelve

Disclaimer: not mine

52.

Lost

-"I will not launch a rescue mission, Major."

~"But,Sir. He was a good friend and comrade..."

-"I am not going to repeat myself, Major, dismissed."

~"Yes,Sir!"



+"Hey, Sam."

*"Hello, Colonel."

+"Do you know why Xander is so glum today?"

*"Yes,Sir, remember, he tried to get the General to okay a rescue mission yesterday?"

+"Yeahsureyoubetcha, the General said no didn't he? What was that all about?"

*"It's because of our mission on P5C-9088."

+"So...What happened?"

*"While we ran from the enemy..."

+"Harrumph."

*"I mean when we beat a strategic retreat, Xander lost his pet stone."

+"No, not Stony...I'm going to talk to the General right now!"



53.



Knock knock



#"Knock, knock."

+"Who's there?"

#"It's me, T. The General wants to see us in Briefing Room One in ten minutes. Oh, and I'm supposed to remind you that Xander had asked that you train him in some Jaffa fighting-techniques. Did I forget anything? Sam wanted you to take a look at some doohickey, the eggheads brought back..."

+"It's me, T. The General wants to see us in Briefing Room One in ten minutes. Oh, and I'm supposed to remind you that Xander had asked that you train him in some Jaffa fighting-techniques. Did I forget anything? Sam wanted you to take a look at some doohickey, the eggheads brought back...who?"

~"Now that was a babble worthy of Willow."

+"HARRIS, where did you come from? Whatever, you will never teach Te'alc anymore stupid knock knock jokes, and that's an order!"

~"Uh,sir? That wasn't me."

#"Indeed, Colonel O'Neill, it was not Major Harris who taught me this joke."

+"Who did, then."

#"It was Hammond of Texas."

+"Okay, that's it I'm resigning..."



AN: At long last some new stuff by myself... Not much but something. If you find a typo you can keep it.Contributions as always welcome, as are reviews, even flames. *Cheers*
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