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Summary: Short snippets of dialogue, may the insanity ensue. Now free for all, feeling insane? Just add your own. 100+ Words please. Oh, and thanks for all the positve feedback so far. Participation welcome.

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Stargate > Xander-CenteredTheNoNameBody + 2 othersFR15197,71827343,64821 Mar 106 Sep 10No

Scary costumes....(2nd part of costumes) by Genuka

A/n: NoNameBody got me to thinking about some of the other possible costumes that might come into play. Especially if no one but Xander and Jack had any idea that they could be turned into their costumes and Jack didn't actually believe in it happening. *Evil smirk of doom!*

Scary costumes....

~Doc? Why are you dress up like that?

% I'd think that you of all people would recognize a Xena costume when you saw it, Jack. Do I need to schedule another physical for you?

~No! No. I'm good. Harris? Have you seen what our lovely CMO is wearing tonight?

>No, I haven.Gah! Why'd you dress up as Xena?!?

%Why Alexander, to make sure that you all stay in line of course.

>Of course. Come on Jack. We need to grab Daniel and get him into the costume we picked out for him.

%He already has a costume.

>But not this costume! This one's better for him any way.

~I really hope your idea of mixing some of the props works out the way that you think it will.

>You and me both. Considering how many times Daniel's died or gotten into some weird trap or gotten us out of one he needs all the help he can get!

~So you and I are Jedi Masters and Danny's gonna be Indiana Jones but with Han Solo's Blaster so explain to me again how them being played by the same actor helps?

>Because they were played by the same actor they probably actually are doubles from different universes and this will make the merge easier since they're the same person just a different place and time. Add in the fact that Daniel's actually familiar with all three aspects in his regular work that they had to deal with and this will help. It might even put Daniel in control if it happens like that Halloween in my hometown. And if it doesn't then nothing happens and he has a blaster that looks like a revolver.

~Sounds good to me. Now how do you think we can counter the doc's costume?

>I don't think we can and if she keeps the memory of pressure points than she can use them to heal just like Xena did. Just don't get on her bad side.

~Kid, I didn't want to get on her bad side in the first place. She's already scary.

>Me, I'm just hoping that Ares god of War doesn't wind up getting involved. After all Xena is one of his favorites.

~..... You just had to say it.

>..... Oh, Shit! I just jinxed us!

~Big time.
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