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Snippets of Insanity, or Xander's revenge

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Summary: Short snippets of dialogue, may the insanity ensue. Now free for all, feeling insane? Just add your own. 100+ Words please. Oh, and thanks for all the positve feedback so far. Participation welcome.

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Stargate > Xander-CenteredTheNoNameBody + 2 othersFR15197,71827343,31121 Mar 106 Sep 10No

Sam's costume (3rd part of costumes) by Genuka

A/n: I've been specifically asked for Sam's costume so here's her's! *evil grin of dooom!!!!*


Sam's costume

-Carter.

*Sir.

-I thought I made it clear. Costumes are mandatory on pain of giving Jack and Harris free reign with what costume your going to wear tonight and no complaining.

*Sir! They told me that I didn't have to dress up and that Dad was going to be here.

-Well you've been misinformed. When will you learn not to trust those two when it concerns something that can easily be turned into a prank?

*Sorry sir.

-Report to the commissionaire for your costume.

*Yes sir.

-I hope that you haven't done anything to upset them to much recently.

*You and me both.

~Well well well. Lookie here Harris. We got our selves a Carter to dress up.

>I've got the perfect costume for her.

~Nah. Not that one. That one's for one of the marines. Or have you forgotten the pool on getting even one of the marines into that thing?

>You're right and our Sam is sooo not an Alice in wonderland. She's a warrior through and through. Besides do you really want her to leave us hanging the next time we need her to actually explain something to us? I don't. She's Willow smart. .... I just had a great idea! Where's the red wig? And the flowy skirt? And that billowy shirt? And we need one of Daniel's books preferably one in Semarian. And lessee we need a length of wood shaped like a wand. And don't you ever tell Wills about the wand! She'll kill me! Claims it's so stero-typical.

~What exactly is your friend Willow?

>She's a practicing Wiccan and witch and one of the best hackers around. I bet she could even give Sam a run for her money.

*One condition. I notice that you've both dressed as Jedi masters. I want you wearing something that clearly connects you to both your normal self and Luke Skywalker after the movies end. And if my dad does show up you give him a descent costume.

>Deal! At least you're not dressed up as Alice.

*You ever tell anyone that I dressed up as a witch...

>Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Willow is proud of what she can do but there was a time when her parents actually tried to burn her at the stake because of it. So don't dis the witchy goodness. She takes as much maybe even more risks than we do. Besides if anyone asks you can just say we dressed you up as a master hacker. Fair?

*Fine. But I want a demonstration of what she can do after this.

>I think I can arrange that.

~You scare me kid. Live dangerously much?

>You have no idea.
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