: see Chapter 1Jinx
~"This is your fault, Colonel, you jinxed us."
-"Oh yeah? How could this be my...?"
#"Less talking more shooting."
+"Xander is right, Jack, you shouldn't have been so patronizing to the people of P4C-888."
_"Indeed, they did not appreciate your comments."
-"It's not my fault that they train mutant rabbits to fight."
~"Guess they didn't like your bashing of the Easter bunny."
-"Oh, for crying out loud, fall back to the gate."Butch
-"Oooh, you look half-way decent in that uniform, Xander."
~"How did I earn a visit from your glowyness?"
-"Don't be snarky, Xander."
#"MAJOR HARRIS, who is this?"
_"And how do you know one of the ascended?"
~"General Hammond, Major Samantha Carter, Cordelia Chase, Cordelia Chase, General Hammond, Major Samantha Carter."
-"You should really do something with your hair, you look butch."
: Just a small and lousy update for now because of time constraints. Ironically enough I write for a living, yet don't seem to find the time to NOT neglect my fanfics and all the other projects I'm working on currently, or should be. Don't worry, more to come. Please read, review and add your own insanity. Ta-ta for now.