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Snippets of Insanity, or Xander's revenge

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Summary: Short snippets of dialogue, may the insanity ensue. Now free for all, feeling insane? Just add your own. 100+ Words please. Oh, and thanks for all the positve feedback so far. Participation welcome.

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Stargate > Xander-CenteredTheNoNameBody + 2 othersFR15197,71827343,05521 Mar 106 Sep 10No

Chapter Eight

Disclaimer: see Chapter One

44.

TMI

+"Cordelia, while I understand that you, as an ascended being, do not fall under my command, I still have to insist that you stop distracting the personnel that is indeed under my command."
-"I didn't distract them, I just told them a funny story about Daniel, while he was up there."
+"Yes, I remember, he hid his face for three days afterwards."
-"Oh, come one is wasn't my fault that he mistook that guy for a woman."
~"Cordy, you said you talked him into doing it, you even said you were proud that you could distract him well enough, for him not to realize his mistake beforehand."
-"What can I say, a little Cordy-boob turns men's brains to mush."
~"EEEEP, TMI, TMI."
#"I concur, Xander Harris."

45.

Donuts and Ho-hos


+"What are you doing under my desk, Major Harris?"
~"I'm sorry, General. It's Daniel he seems to be on a rampage."
+"And why might that be, son?"
~"Someone might have lost a donut in his office."
+"Why would that make Doctor Jackson angry?"
~"What if by lost I meant left on a piece of paper, and what if by piece of paper, I meant a translation he had been working on for months?"

#"Move over a bit, would ya."
~"There's not enough room under here, find your own hiding place."
+"Colonel O'Neill, let me guess, a donut on a translation?
#"No, sir, it was a ho-ho and the squishing of said ho-ho with a priceless, boring artifact."

AN: Very short, I know, and not that good. Dunno, have loud neighbours, scaring away my muse. Which is bad, really bad. Read and review please.
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