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Summary: Eating before going to bed causes strange dreams. Spike finds out just how strange. Why did Spike dream of footwear?

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Television > Sesame StreetTheNoNameBodyFR711170341125 Mar 1025 Mar 10Yes
Disclaimer: as usual what you can recognise isn't mine. Sesame Street/Buffy the Vampire Slayer, just a stupid little snippet.

"Greetings, it is I, the Count, they call me the Count because I love to count things. In fact I am looking for things to count, right now."

Spike began to toss and turn, never once leaving Buffy out of his embrace.

"Ah, shoes, I will count them."

Spike's eyelids began to flutter.

"One, one shoe."

Spike blinked once.

"Two, two shoes."

Spike blinked twice.

"Three, three shoes."

Spike blinked thrice.

"Four, four shoes."

Spike blinked four times."

"Five, five shoes."
"One million, one million shoes, muhahahaha."

I'm drowning in footwear."

AN: highly predictable wasn't it? Sorry but this inspired me. Kudos to KCH to come up with this crazy idea.

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