Well, how could I resist jrabbit's challenge? BtVS non-crossover 100-word Drabble, everything belongs to Joss Whedon, nameless corporate entities, etc.Kitty Fantastico Must Die!
By Marcus L.Rowland
"What the hell is that kitten?" said Clem. "The little bastard nearly took my finger off!"
"Serves you right for trying to eat a witch's kitten," said Spike, "it's probably a demon or something."
"That thing's a menace. You've gotta to help, Spike, it's shredded my recliner and those Passions tapes you loaned me."
"Kitty Fantastico must die!" shouted Spike, grabbing a crossbow.
Soon the kitten was skewered. "We can't leave it here," said Clem, "The witch will fry us."
"Fair point. I'll frame Dawn, Willow won't hurt her... much."
And they all, excepting Kitty Fantastico, lived happily ever after.The End