Title: Not Quite the Casanova
Pairing: Angelus/Daria Morgandorfer
Rating: PG13 (2 b safe)
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon blah blah blah BTVS. MTV? (and whoever else,
yes I am too lazy to check) owns Daria. I lay no claim. I make no
cash. Don't sue me.
Angelus spotted his prey sitting at a table alone. She looked
depressed. Too easy he thought with a mental chuckle. The vampire
smoothly sidled up to her. He sat down without permission, she
wouldn't say no to him. The brunette was momentarily shocked by his
appearance. As she should be, he was a damn fine specimen of manhood.
"I hate to see a pretty young woman look so down," He purred. "I can
make it all better, take all that pain away. I promise not to bite…
hard." Throwing her a seductive smirk all the while.
Daria's shock didn't last for long. "Oh what an enticing offer, the
chance to have sex with a man who prefers the challenge of teenage
girls rather than deal with his own sexual inadequacies regarding
women his own age. As you can see my heart is all a twitter," She
Angelus stared at the teen in disbelief. Great his first night in
this Lawndale place and his food was giving him lip. This was not
going like he had expected it to. With a labored sigh he regarded the
girl across from him and asked, "You're that misery chick aren't you?"