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Summary: After running away from sunnydale in season two, Buffy goes to Bon Temp to see her Cousin Sookie where she causes a little havoc and teaches a few lessons. WARNING: possible Bill bashing.

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Literature > Southern Vampire MysteriesSkyeFergusonFR1834,6623407,92029 Jun 1030 Jun 10No






Back at the bar Sookie ordered Buffy some chicken wings and a coke, while she served the patrons. Buffy sipped her coke as she watched the bartender Sam make his way from patron to patron serving drinks. She could feel his beast beneath the surface, a kind of buzzing in her ears. The slayer in her stalked around in the back of her mind heeding the call. The power of the slayer flared, preparing to rear its ugly head. Sam’s head shot up and he searched the bar. Buffy flinched, firmly shutting a door in her head on the slayer and pulling her shields down around her. She focused all of her attention on her empty basket of chicken wings and French fries. Stupid freaking shifter. She blinked as another tray of chicken fingers where slid in front of her and her glass was refilled. She looked to see Sookie give her a wink before heading to another table. Buffy’s lips curved upward as she took a bite out of one of her chicken fingers.

Buffy was silent on the way to Sookie’s house, neither her nor Sookie carrying on a conversation. She stared out the window at the numerous trees that passed by in the darkness of the night. A annoying ringing filled the car, erupting through the awkward silence. Sookie swerved a little before reaching in and answering her phone.


Buffy barely registered the conversation, her wind going black as she willing wrapped her self in the numbness that chased away the memories. She closed her eyes and leaned her head back on the leather seats.

Beside her Sookie sighed loudly. “Dang it Buffy, I’m real sorry but I have to make a quick trip to Shreveport for Bill, my boyfriend. Hes there now and says its mighty urgent.”

Buffy shrugged. “Its cool I can sit in the car if you don’t want….”

Sookie shook her head, her pony tail arcing around her ears. “Naw sugar, I just have to talk to him real quick. You can come in, you just can’t drink. Although now that I think about it maybe Fangtasia isn’t a place for a kid.” Sookie grimaced.

“I’m not a kid, Sookie, I’m seventeen, going to be eighteen in four months. And…..wait a minute Fangtasia…huh.”

“It’s a vampire bar, Eric owns it, hes a vampire. Any who hopefully it’ll be a short visit and we can go home, but at least you’ll get to meet Bill.”

Buffy shook her head. “Eric is a vampire and he owns a vampire bar…Sookie is Bill? I mean…”

“Yea he’s a vampire, he’s about a hundred give or take. He’s real nice, I’m sure you’ll get along great. And yea vampire bars are pretty popular now a days.”

Buffy frowned. “But why do we have to go fantasia to meet Bill and you do know they are dangerous right?”

“Fangtasia, Buffy ya know with fangs. And because Bill is working or something along those lines and he wants to meet there.”

“Fangtasia….I don’t get it, it’s a stupid name…..I mean who the hell names a bar Fangtasia, its sounds like Disney for rejects.”

“Buffy language, and yea I didn’t get it either. Bill says its some kind of pun or something.” “Uh huh, I’ll take your word for it.” Sookie chuckled. “So um Bill is there but I don’t think we’ll be meetin Eric tonight because he and Bill kind of had a fallin out a while back, but you’ll get to meet Pam, Eric’s er….second friend.”

Buffy turned to her, eyebrows raised. “He numbers his friends…and why did they um..fall out? What did they fall out of?”

Sookie opened her mouth, but Buffy shook her head. “Fallin out, oh right they are mad at each other. So what’d they do?”

“Well Eric lied to me and had me drink some of his blood so we’d bond and Bills pretty mad about that. And Pam is like a co-sheriff or something under Eric who is sheriff.”

Buffy wrinkled her nose. “You drank blood.”

“Not on purpose he told me it was the only way to get the bullets out….er…you know what maybe we should discuss something else.”

“Yea like do you drink blood on purpose and just so you know that’s gross in a ‘I’m mentally disturbed and need help kind of way’. I mean really human here, no blood drinking needed.”

“I was injured at the time, and by sides it heals real quick. I only do it if I have to. I don’t want to be a vampire.”

“Yet you are dating one and taking in their dead blood.”

Sookie rolled her eyes. “Its not that bad. Besides sometimes I need a little pick me up after……um oh look they put up another cell phone tower.”

Buffy turned and shot her a look. “Lame, very lame…. anyways why on earth would you seen consider dating ya know a vampire?”

“Buffy vampires are people too. By sides Bill is the only guy that doesn't make me feel like a total freak.”

“They are dead, vampires are dead…..” Buffy shook the images of Angel from her mind and thanked god for the lack of light inside the car.

“And you are not a freak Sookie.”

“You say that now, but if you knew Buffy…..well you’d change your mind.” Buffy reached over and placed her hand gently on Sookie’s arm. Sookie tensed as her arm began to sting as if tiny little wasps were invading her skin. Her mind was filled with a thick black wave of anguish and rage that rolled over her senses causing her to swerve.

“Sookie!” Buffy shouted as she snatched her hand back.

Sookie shook her head. “I’m fine, just a little tired I guess.”

Buffy smiled tensely “Are you sure, I can drive if you want….well I can sort of drive.”

Sookie smiled. “I’m fine. I was just kinda caught by surprise.”

They pulled up into a parking lot filled with cars and lit up by an bright cursive sign that ran loud and clear. “Fangtasia.” Buffy rolled her eyes. “The name still sucks.”

Sookie chuckled. “You just keep that there thought to your self you hear vampires can be rather touchy bout stuff like that.”

Buffy shrugged as she shut her car door and headed toward the long line of pasty people dressed in black and eager to see the vampires. They made their way to the front of the line, despite the grumbles of the people behind them. Up at the front stood a tall blond woman dressed in a tight black corset and short leather skirt. She smiled as she spotted Sookie, flashing a little fangs.

“Well, well Sookie Stackhouse, to what do I owe the pleasure of your visit? And might I add you are looking quite attractive tonight.”

Sookie smiled weakly. “Hey Pam, Bill says to meet him here so here I am. And this is my cousin Buffy, she’s with me.”

Pam smiled at Buffy leering. “My, my aren’t you a cute lil’ thing. I could just eat you up.” Pam said batting her lashes and smiling at Buffy.

Buffy quirked her brow and met Pam’s stare head on. “I wouldn’t recommend it, I tend to have a very…nasty aftertaste. I’m sure you wouldn’t like it.” Buffy said, as she crossed her arms and glared at Pam. Sookie nudged Buffy through the door and flashed Pam a big thank you smile. Buffy could steel hear Pam chuckling as they made their way into the crowd. Buffy shook her head.

Sookie poked Buffy in her arm. “Now don’t go getting snarky with every vampire you, they don’t take too kindly to it.” Buffy shrugged, causing Sookie to stop in the middle of the crowd and glare down at her. Buffy just smiled sweetly and looked around. Sookie hissed, and Buffy sighed.

“Where’s this vampire of yours so that we can get out of here before some Dracula reject offers to dwink our vlood.”

“Shh…..Don’t let anyone here you saying that.”

“Sookie.” Buffy and Sookie turned at the sound of a very thick southern accent.

“Did he just say suck it?”

“Sookie over here.” Buffy wrinkled her nose and crossed her arms over her chest.

“Suck what over where….” Sookie grabbed her arm and began dragging Buffy through the crowd.

“Sookie lets not go visit the suck it guy thanks.”

“Hey there darlin you looking for a good time.” A big leather clad guy asked as he stepped in front of Sookie and Buffy.

“No, I’m just going to my boyfriend.” He smiled, showing fangs in his pasty, made up face.

“I’ll be your boyfriend darling.”

Buffy rolled her eyes. “Wow look Sookie been here five minutes and we’ve already made a scientific discovery.”

“ quiet.” Sookie hissed in her ear.

“Well what do we have here.” Tall, big and stupid asked as he leaned down and leered at Buffy. “What a cute little snack, bet you’d look good riding my hog.”

“Okay Marilyn time to go back to whatever freak show you escaped from, before you really piss me off.”

Marilyn, snarled at her. “Aint no bitch gonna talk to me like that.”

Buffy pushed past Sookie and stood on her tip toes, her eyes going ice cold and she wrapped her anger around her. “Get the hell out of my way before I rip your….”

“Excuse me.” A very polite southern accent asked from behind the man. “but I believe you are talking to my girlfriend.”

The voice said as Marilynn turned around causing Buffy to get a good look at the owner of the voice. He was tall, with dark hair and dark eyes, his pale face obviously haven’t seen the sun a good long time. Marilyn snarled and the owner of the voice snarled back his fangs dropping down in his mouth. At that Marilyn back up sheepishly.

“Hey no harm….I was just.”

The other man smiled. “Leaving.”

Marilynn nodded before backing away to get lost in the crowd. The other man turned to Sookie and Buffy.

“Sookie what on earth were you doing provoking a man of his size. He could have seriously harmed you.”

Sookie smiled. “I wasn’t Bill. He was just bein rude and Buffy here apparently has a big mouth and a quick temper.” Buffy stuck her tongue out at her.

Bill turned to Buffy. “Buffy?”

“My cousin from California. She came to visit today, we were just headin home when you called. And I figured you should meet her and I really missed you.” Sookie said as she leaned in to him, her face full of adoration.

Bill smiled down at her. “And I you. I’ve been working on an important project is all.” Bill turned toward Buffy. “So a cousin, I must say its good to meet some more of Sookie’s family. I can definitely see the resemblance though.” He said.

Buffy half smiled. “I take it you’ve met other members of my family?”

Bill smiled, and puffed his chest out, like a rooster. “Of course when Sookie and I started dating I was invited over to meet your grandmother, and I know Jason as well.”

“My don’t you get around.”

Sookie glared at Buffy. Bill smiled, obviously gritting his teeth. “Why don’t we go on over and take a seat.

Buffy sat down beside the two of them and gave her order to the scantily clad waitress that was way too old for the mini skirt she was wearing. Bill leaned over and smiled. “So…Buffy what brings you to down to Louisiana?”

Buffy looked up from where she had been watching an obvious vampire pretend to dance to the earsplitting heavy metal that blasted from the speakers.


Buffy turned to him. “I’m visiting my cousin.”

Sookie nodded. “I told Buffy she could stay with me however long she wants.”

Bill nodded. “Are you going to go to school while you are here.”

Buffy pinched her lips together and frowned at him. “Why trying to figure out when you can come over.”


“Of course not, but a child of your age ne….”

“I am not a child, I’m seventeen. I will be eighteen soon. I know to you and your advanced age that I may seem like a child but I wouldn’t try and take it too far if I were….Oh my god did he just come hither us?”

Bill swerved around and looked where Buffy was staring opened mouth at a very tall, blonde with pale-husky colored blue eyes. Bill sighed as he watched Eric motion for them to come over. “That’s Eric, he just noticed us.”

Sookie shook her head. “This is just like me first time here.” She sad as Eric once again motioned for them. “Well we better go.” Sookie said standing up.

“Like hell, he may look like a Viking lord, king or whatever but this is America. If he wants to talk he can come to us.” Buffy said as she crooked her finger at him.

“Buffy, Eric is the sheriff of area five!” Bill protested.

“I don’t see a shiny star.” Buffy said as she shook her head at Eric and motioned for him to come to them.

“Sookie control your cousin.” Bill said.

Sookie leaned back against the seat and crossed her arms. “I’ve tried.”

Eric was now glaring and motioning harder, his fangs extended. Buffy crossed her arms over her chest and smiled sweetly. Bill leaned down to grab Buffy and pull her to her feet. “Try it hillbilly and I’ll pull the arm off and beat you to death with it.” Buffy hissed.

“Buffy!” Sookie gasped.

Bill stood up and snatched the lapel of his cream colored coat and glared down at Buffy. “Sookie I don’t believe your cousin is a good influence on you.”

Buffy smiled sweetly, batting her eyelashes at him. “Bill, I don’t believe I give a damn.” Buffy said.

“Bill why does your humans not heed my summons.” Eric asked as he appeared beside Bill.

“I am truly sorry Eric. Sookie’s cousin refused to come over.”

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