Story: You Know Who's Evil?
Fandoms: Buffy, Stargate, Futurama, and The Simpsons.
Disclaimer: I claim absolutely nothing here. I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or it's characters; Stargate: SG-1 or it's characters; Futurama or it's characters; or The Simpsons or it's characters. This is intended for fun and not for profit.
Author's note: This was written early one morning while trying to stay awake while feeding my two-month old. I sure hope it's as good as I thought it was at five a.m.
Buffy twirled the beer bottle in her hand letting the amber liquid swish inside. She flexed her toes as she reclined in her plastic deck chair, letting the sun bake her exposed legs and arms.
Her companion sat next to her, slouched in his seat with his cap pulled slightly forward. He took the rod in his hand and swung it forward and let the line and lure fall into the pond. Then he reeled in the lure only to complete the motion again.
“I still don’t see it,” she said. “Because Morbo’s all, ‘Puny humans, I will destroy you. Grr.’ And Mr. Burns just sits in his office stroking his hands.”
Jack turned to her for a moment, staring at her through his dark sunglasses. “But the difference is no one knows how evil Burns is. Morbo’s a big empty threat.”
Buffy scoffed. “At least he’s straight-forward with his intentions.”
Jack seemed to concede as he ‘hmmm’d’ and brought his lure back in. “You know who was evil? Anubis. All black cloak and greasy face. Very cliché.”
Buffy grinned. “You should’ve met Dracula.”
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