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Summary: Xander discovers some startling news about Willow. Odd Couple Challenger. Crossover with American Pie

Categories Author Rating Chapters Words Recs Reviews Hits Published Updated Complete
Movies > American PieAngrycupcakeFR131207032,54528 Nov 0328 Nov 03Yes
Title: Of Liquor and Vengeance

Author: Marie

Pairing: Willow/American Pie Guy ( it's a surprise)

Rating PG/PG13

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not American Pie or BTVS. I make no

$$$ from this.

"Willow's what!?" Xander exclaimed.

"Pregnant sweetie." Anya patted him on his arm.

"But…how…who…huh?" He was so lost.

"She had sex Xander. She went to a bar in LA, got plastered, and a

nice looking man gave her many orgasms. I am confused though, because

I was under the impression that she didn't like penises…" Anya

wondered with a frown on her face.

Xander could not believe this. " I got to talk to her where is she

now?" He asked.


"Why the hell is she in Michigan?"

"To tell the baby's daddy of course. Willow said that if the guy is a

complete ass she'll call me so I can summon Hallie." The former demon

added excitedly.

"Why Hallie?"

"She specializes in children remember? If this man rejects Willow,

she can exact vengeance on him in the name of her child. It's a great

loop hole." Anya finished with a grin.

Xander felt a headache coming. "Ahn why would she ask you to do

this?" he asked wearily.

Anya looked confused, "She really didn't give much of an explanation

honey. She just said that it may be necessary, he lived in Michigan,

and that his name was Steve Stiffler.

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