TangoedI don't know if you can get Tango in the USA, but for the sake of this story you can't.
I don't own BtVS or the advert this is based on.
Xander Harris was not impressed with England so far they didn't have any snack food he recognised not even Twinkies! He'd just come back from years in deeps of Africa, it was a quick stop here to check in with Giles before heading back to Cleveland. He looked down at the drink he'd just bought, Tango, he didn't recognise it. It was some kind of fizzy orange drink. He was always up for trying new things, it can't be worse then some of the things he'd eaten in Africa. He took a swig, not bad.
Suddenly without warning an orange skinned fat man in a over sized nappy ran up to him and before Xander could process this strange sight, the man slapped him on both cheeks twice before running off again. Xander stood frozen, even after all he'd seen and done over the years that was the single most strange thing that had ever happened to him. With a full body shiver Xander pulled himself out the shock and glared at the bottle he was still holding. What the hell did they put in this stuff! Xander slowly looked round him and realised that no one had taken any notice of what had happened. He didn't know which was more disturbing the big orange man-baby or the fact no one reacted to it. Shaking his head Xander resumed walking to met Giles, he'd always thought England was a strange place but just not that strange. As Xander chucked the bottle in the bin as he passed, he couldn't shake the feeling that whole event had been rated by some being somewhere. There's one thing that's for sure, the girls are never finding out about this!Hmm, weird I know. I don't know where this came from but it begged to be written.
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