Programmed to Love (Buffybot/Tony (NCIS))
Series Title: Tangled Strings and Flimsy Things
Part Title: Programmed to Love
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Bellasario owns NCIS, Whedon owns Buffy.
Series Summary: FfA responses using the dominoes challenge.
Part Summary: She was made to love, but he wasn’t having any of it.
FfA Pairing: Buffybot/Tony DiNozzo (NCIS)
Challenge: The FFA Dominoes Challenge 5646.
A/N: Tangled Strings and Flimsy Things
Programmed to Love
“My God, that is some fine craftsmanship, isn’t it McGee?” Tony DiNozzo looked the blonde up and down a few more times as she leaned over to pick up whatever had fallen.
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” NCIS Agent Timothy McGee nodded, for once agreeing with the other agent. “The technology alone is light years ahead of all the other manufacturers -”
“Probie say what?” Tony whipped around to face him. “Manufacturers?”
“Yeah. She’s one of the exhibits, Tony.”
“Ah, I see where you’re mistaken, McStunted. That over there is what we normals like to call a woman. You, being the McGeek that you are, have no previous knowledge of the elusive creature,” Tony grinned at him and turned to find the pretty blonde just behind him.
“And that’ll put marzipan in you pie-plate, bingo!”
“Gah! Buffy?” Tony reared back, getting horrible flashbacks of the first
time he hit on his kid sister’s half-sister. “I’m gonna be scarred for life!”
“You know Buffy!” The Not-Buffy clapped her hands out of tune. “I was designed from her, but I’m not her. I’m Buffybot. Who are you?”
“I’m about to be ill.”
“It was nice to meet you, About to Be Ill.”