Title: When J & SB met X
Disclaimer: Mutant Enemy and Joss Whedon own all the rights to the characters and locations in this story. I will make no money from this story.
Summary: Xander’s has become a wrestling legend, now he has been summoned to the big leagues.
Jay and Silent Bob were finally nearing the end of the list of people they had to beat down. Even with all the flying around they had managed to be left with almost a million each. The Jay and Silent Bob movie had turned them into millionaires instantly… along with the fact they still had royalties and they were laughing.
Their journeys took them to Japan, a first for both of them. In a rare show of though Jay decided to save these for last to save money, their flight had landed late and they were looking for a place to stay for a few nights. The biggest problem they faced at the moment was the fact they only spoke English, Spanish and a bit of French… and most of the signs were of course in Japanese.
An hour later and they were no closer to getting what they wanted, they were lost in downtown Tokyo. That’s when it happened they were passing a small alley and suddenly they were pushed in. When they looked for their assailants they couldn’t find anyone, Silent Bob shrugged and the two of them went to leave the alley.
What they saw next caused them to stumble back in shock, the one assailant was pushed into the wall. There was a larger knife in his back. J & SB were about to run then they saw the second man disappear into a cloud of dust.
That’s when they understood… vampires it didn’t surprise the two of them. They had been saved by a hottie on their travels… she called herself… Faith the Vampire Slayer. Silent Bob shrugged what was surprising was the fact that the man who saved them was a wrestler they had seen on TV the other night.
Little did they know that this would be the start of something that would completely change their lives…