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La Voz del Infierno (The Voice of Hell)

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This story is No. 4 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series universe...

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > GeneralBarefootXOFR1841,109021,18730 Aug 1027 Apr 11No

The Lady is a Vamp

I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any of the characters, or The Lady is a Tramp. They belong to Joss Whedon and Ella Fitzgerald respectively.

Sung from the pov of Drusilla... ;)


I've eaten children, women and men, and never drank the dregs

I’ve had A and B, O positive too, with a sip of AB neg

Alas, I’ve never had a slayer before, despite my being so bad

And I’ve never had a birthday where the mortals weren’t sad

But slayers just run too fast for me

And I couldn’t care less where mortals wanna be

When I get hungry, I go for a bite

I find a mortal, they’re out like a light

And then I feast, forever through the night

That's why the lady is a vamp

I launch my attack, in full game-face

I dress outdated, in feathers and lace

And I can move, far faster than mortal pace

That's why the lady is a vamp

I like the freedom, of solar eclipse

Or blood on my lips

I walk, I talk

I so loved England, it’s cold and it’s damp

That's why the lady is a vamp

I dance in moonlight, and burn in the sun

When mortals see me, they scream and they run

And oh so few, appreciate my fun

That's why the lady is a vamp

I see the future, my own destiny

My doll Miss Edith, is speaking to me

But no on listens, to what I can see

That's why the lady is a vamp

I once aspired to be a nun

It came undone, I'm mad, and I’m glad

I'm all alone now without my poet scamp

That's why the lady is a vamp


Hope you liked... ;)


The End?

You have reached the end of "La Voz del Infierno (The Voice of Hell)" – so far. This story is incomplete and the last chapter was posted on 27 Apr 11.

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