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La Voz del Infierno (The Voice of Hell)

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Poetry

This story is No. 4 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel the Series universe...

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > GeneralBarefootXOFR1841,109021,17130 Aug 1027 Apr 11No

Welcome to the Hellmouth

I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any of the characters, or Welcome to the Jungle. They belong to Joss Whedon and Guns n' Roses respectively.



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Welcome to the hellmouth

We got vamps galore

We got everything you want

If you like blood and gore

We got baddies planning badness

The Master’s got a goal

And if you want some cryptic warnings

The vampire with a soul



On the hellmouth

Welcome to the hellmouth

Watch your buddies cry

They’re gonna drain them dry



Welcome to the hellmouth

The slayer’s here to stay

The vamps are gonna all go poof

If they get in her way

Yes she’s the one and only girl

In all humanity

With the power and the strength

To fight vamps equally



On the hellmouth

Welcome to the hellmouth

Watch the vamps all dust

An end to their blood-lust



Welcome to the hellmouth

Patrollin’ every night

Gotta keep the vamps in fear

In case they want a bite

They have hunger, strength and madness

No conscience to be found

So if you want a night that’s safe

You’ll put them in the ground



On the hellmouth

Welcome to the hellmouth

Watch your buddies cry

They’re gonna drain them dry



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Titled in honour of the first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Jasper
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