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Summary: Someone's been playing with Xander's phone

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-CenteredMissEFR751,1350910,68026 Sep 1026 Sep 10Yes

Oz

Disclaimer: Don't own or claim rights to Buffy or any of the songs referenced.

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Xander's eyes went wide when he heard a cheery, girly voice start singing, 'We're off to see the Wizard / The Wonderful Wizard of Oz...' He pulled out his phone and stared at it as the girl continued her excerpt before looping back to the beginning again. He answered the call. “Oz?” he asked, puzzled. “When the hell did you get a hold of my phone?”

“Hey, Xan,” the laconic were greeted. “Haven't.”

Xander rolled his eyes. “Let me guess: Willow?”

“Guess,” Oz offered.

“I have to ask,” Xander shook his head. “Do you, like, think about your conversation before hand? Or is it just an ongoing challenge to just use as few words as possible. 'Cause some of us, naming no names, would be hard pressed to use even, I don't know, two, three, four times as many words.”

Oz thought about it for a moment. “No.”

Xander laughed, a deep, free sound. “Fine. I assume you have were saving your words for something?”

He wasn't sure, but he rather thought Oz let the sound of his smile come through. “Yes.”
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