Disclaimer: Don't own or claim rights to Buffy or any of the songs referenced.~~~~~
Xander started when his phone started to ring. Or, rather, sing. A woman's voice, sneering to a driving guitar track. He listened to the words, and dropped his head on the desk as he answered. “Dawn, you are a sick, sick person.”
“Why, Xander?” she giggled. “Do you have a problem with the ringtone on your phone.”
“I have two problems. First, you tampered with my phone. Second, you used a song called 'Sweet Sacrifice.'”
“And...?” she prompted.
“Don't you think that's a little morbid?” he asked
“Shall we list how many times I've been offered up?”
“See, that's the thing. I've been offered up a lot, too, but you don't see me celebrating it.”
“Well, maybe you should,” she argued.
Xander considered the surface of the desk again, then sighed. “You had a reason for calling?”
“Oh, yeah. Business...”