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Summary: Someone's been playing with Xander's phone

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BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover > Comedy > Xander-CenteredMissEFR751,1350910,76726 Sep 1026 Sep 10Yes


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Xander started when his phone started to ring. Or, rather, sing. A woman's voice, sneering to a driving guitar track. He listened to the words, and dropped his head on the desk as he answered. “Dawn, you are a sick, sick person.”

“Why, Xander?” she giggled. “Do you have a problem with the ringtone on your phone.”

“I have two problems. First, you tampered with my phone. Second, you used a song called 'Sweet Sacrifice.'”

“And...?” she prompted.

“Don't you think that's a little morbid?” he asked

“Shall we list how many times I've been offered up?”

“See, that's the thing. I've been offered up a lot, too, but you don't see me celebrating it.”

“Well, maybe you should,” she argued.

Xander considered the surface of the desk again, then sighed. “You had a reason for calling?”

“Oh, yeah. Business...”
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