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This story is No. 5 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Lord of the Rings / Hobbit universe...

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Lord of the Rings > Non-BtVS/AtS StoriesBarefootXOFR1551,349051,13221 Oct 1028 Jan 11No

There to Aid My Toil

I don't own Harry Potter or Wind Beneath My Wings... Harry Potter belongs to Joanne K. Rowling and Wind Beneath My Wings belongs to Bette Midler...

A salute to Bill the Pony! :p
The singing is meant to be done by Samwise Gamgee. ;)

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It must have been in Bill Ferny’s farmhouse.
The man should be slain I still believe.
You were content to endure, and eat your hay.
But I say the crumb should still be hanged.

Mr. Frodo’s the one with all the glory.
His fate here was writ in prophecy.
And I was the one they sent to help him.
As you were sent to do for me.

Do you understand that you're my strong hand,
In the garden of life you till the soil.
I can be strong for Mr. Frodo,
For you will be there to aid my toil.

There might be some who would doubt it.
They’d say you’re naught but a pony.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would have foundered without you.

Do you understand that you're my strong hand,
In the garden of life you till the soil.
I can be strong for Mr. Frodo,
For you will be there to aid my toil.

Do you understand that you're my strong hand,
In the garden of life you till the soil.
I can be strong for Mr. Frodo,
For you will be there to aid my toil.
O you will be there to aid my toil.

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This has to be one of my cornier ones... :p

Jasper
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