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I do not own Lord of the Rings, any of the characters, Fun Fun Fun or the Very Secret Diaries. They belong to John R.R. Tolkien, the Beach Boys and Cassandra Claire respectively



Warning: Implied slash. If you've read the Very Secret Diaries then you should know about what to expect...



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Well he’s got Longbottom Leaf

And he seems to think that he’s so cool now

Doesn’t need to hang with me

Not with all the new-found friends that he has now

And so he leapt from the top of Orthanc

And he said we are through now



And he will run run run

To his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends

(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)



Well he got this new hat

'Cause it lets him try this brand new trick now

(His pointy hat trick now his pointy hat trick)

And he’s got a new horse that he conned from Rohan’s king somehow

(With the pointy hat trick now, with the pointy hat trick)

A lotta Wraiths try to catch him

But he leads them on a merry old chase now

(He rides like an ace now he rides like an ace)



And he will run run run

To his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends

(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)



Well he took my bottled bleach

And he’s all clad in sparkly white now

(After labour day too now, after labour day too)

And since he took away my wand

He’s been thinking that he’s the boss now

(You’re in for a shock, man, you’re in for a shock)



But he can’t take away my keys

'Cause I’ve got a lot of plots to stew now

(You just wait and see, man, you just wait and see)



And he will run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends

(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)

And he will run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends

(Run run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)

(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)

(Run run to his pervy hobbit-fancyin’ friends)



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Oh what I did...



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