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This story is No. 5 in the series "The Random Parody Lyrics Collection". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: A collection of Song Parodies saluting the Lord of the Rings / Hobbit universe...

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Lord of the Rings > Non-BtVS/AtS StoriesBarefootXOFR1551,349051,13621 Oct 1028 Jan 11No

She's Always a Woman

I don't own The Lord of the Rings, any of the characters, or She's Always a Woman. They belong to John R.R. Tolkien and Billy Joel respectively.

This one is a salute to Lady Éowyn of Rohan...

Once more into the breech, dear friends...


She’s Always a Woman

She can kill with a sword

She can wound with her knife

Her life has been filled with little but strife

And she carries a shield to mask her beauty

She hides from herself

But she's always a woman to me

She can lead men to arms

She can take on the Witch King

She can fight like a demon

She’s stabbing and ducking

And she'll ride into battle despite you or me

She rides like a man

But she's always a woman to me

Oh, she’ll take care of herself

She can hold on her own

Just get out of her way

Oh, though her shield-arm gives out

She will never give up

She’s in battle to stay

She will promise to stay

In the green fields of Rohan

Then sometime much later

She’ll dress as a horseman

On the journey to Gondor

A-riding she’ll be

To you she’s Dernhelm

But she's always a woman to me

She’s beauty incarnate

But she's frequently cold

And a face like she’s got

Will just never get old

But she’ll always be hidden

In light cavalry

And all I can say

Is I’m glad she’s that way

And she's always a woman to me
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