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“I hear it, my Spike, the sweet sound of music in the stars…” Dru cooed as she danced underneath the night sky.


“Dru, there is no music!” Spike exclaimed, tired of hearing of things that were not there.


“It is faint, and far away, but coming closer. Soon my Spike, you too shall hear it.”


Spike’s ears strained as he listened, but he heard nothing. No, wait. There. In the distance. Was it? It was! Dru was right! Suddenly music blared all around!


“Its just a jump to the left


And then a step to the riiiiiigh.


Put your hands on your hips


Then bring your knees in tight


It’s a pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane!


Lets do the time warp again!”


The next thing Spike knew, Dru was dancing with a woman who had long, wild, black curly hair and a skimpy maid’s uniform. Dru and the stranger continued dancing to a dance that Spike had never seen.


“It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.


So you can't see me, no, not at all.


In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,


Well secluded, I see all.”


“Crazy Bints!” Spike stomped off. Nights were just weird on the Hellmouth.


A/N... Silly, but I had to do it...