Blink and you'll wish it
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. None of these pictures are, either. They were crafted by my best beloved while dabbling with his copy of DAZ Studio. It just goes to show what you can end up with when a conversation gets out of hand ...
This one started with a discussion around what I thought was an obvious, if slightly obscure, crossover, and ended up in semi-hysterical laughter as we degenerated into Xanderesque wordplay.
We decided you should never call a spade a spode when you live too close to a Hellmouth. Some god of chaos (or perhaps his high priest) might turn your jesting words into a semblance of reality.
And Xander should really know better than to jokingly refer to the Chosen One as 'Buffy the Vampirella ...'
Buffy and crew belong to Joss and all those other people who were directly involved in their creation.
Vampirella was the creation of Forrest J Ackerman, immortalised by the iconic art of Frank Frazetta.