Pace-Creator
Pace-Creator‘If you need a pulse, come to us.’ Challenge: need everyone’s help for ideas, ‘k? This one is from MBB.
Timeline: during AtS sometime.
Warning: not
really bashing, I think.
A/N: I would especially love for any people who are good at doing fanart and would like to come up with pics for these commercials to notify me!
Thanks to my betas: none this time.
Disclaimer: BtVS and AtS characters belong to Joss Whedon / Mutant Enemy. Any inadvertent similarity to a real product is unintentional and/or not to be taken seriously. I claim no rights to any copyrighted material. Please do not copy or take this story without my permission. Photos from buffyworld.com or google search.
Scene 1 – sewers under Wolfram & Hart
‘Has this ever happened to you?’ Angel is standing in a sewer, holding a blowtorch and wearing goggles to protect his eyes. He sees the camera and starts talking, “I was trying to break in-- umm,
enter a building where they had a vampire detection system. When they saw my movements without a corresponding heartbeat, I was captured—detained-- Oh, who cares if I was doing something technically illegal? They’re evil and I’m only trying to help people!”
‘He needs Pace-Creator to bypass those pesky systems,’ the announcer declares, then adds in a fast murmur,
‘Pace-Creator does not condone or encourage illegal behavior.’ ~~~~~~Scene 2 – random graveyard
‘Or maybe this vampire’s story is like your own…’ As she’s watching a vampire dig its way out of a grave, Harmony smiles brightly at the cameras and says, “Whenever I eat somebody who has taken drugs which can knock me out for days, I thank Pace-Creator for helping me to avoid that pesky burial and rising that always happens because they can’t find a pulse on me. The first time is bad enough when you become a vampire, but all the other times? It’s no fun having to clean the dirt out of your hair and nails…not to mention the smell of coffin isn’t pleasant – especially to somebody with really good smelling abilities. And then there’s the--”
The announcer cuts her off as she goes into a tangent about clothes,
‘Pace-Creator: For the vampire who needs a pulse.’
A/N: I realize that the detectors W&H had were better than that, but cut me some slack, ‘k?
