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Summary: Specialty products for our favorite fandom(s). Taking suggestions! Oh, and fanart would be appreciated!!!

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Multiple Crossings > General > Ficlet Collections - Other(Current Donor)mmooch + 1 otherFR1582,8952517,4472 Dec 1027 Apr 13No

Soul Glue

BtVS/AtS Commercials
Summary: Specialty products for our favorite fandom(s). Taking suggestions!

Warning: I don’t know; maybe language and innuendo somewhere along the way.

Timeline: Nothing specific, but let’s say anything in the TV series is fair game.

Challenge: need everyone’s help for ideas, ‘k?

A/N: I would especially love for any people who are good at doing fanart and would like to come up with pics for these commercials to notify me!

Disclaimer: BtVS characters belong to Joss Whedon / Mutant Enemy. Any inadvertent similarity to a real product is unintentional and/or not to be taken seriously. I claim no rights to any copyrighted material. Please do not copy or take this story without my permission. Images from buffyworld.com.

Soul Glue:

‘The only glue you’ll ever need to keep your soul in place.’

Scene 1 – The Gypsy Curse

Soul Glue

‘Are you afraid to be with the one you love because of a gypsy curse?’

Cut to a picture of Cordy looking at Angel with love in her eyes. “Too bad that a moment of perfect happiness will turn you into Angelus! If only there was something we could do about that!” she exclaimed dramatically with a pout.

‘But there is something you can do! Use Soul Glue, and never have to worry that pesky loophole again!’

Back to a picture of Cordy and Angel in bed, just after they’ve obviously had sex. “Life’s been great since I found Soul Glue!” Angel announced to nobody in particular. “We’ve had hundreds of moments of perfect happiness together and not once did I feel my soul slip away. Thanks, Soul Glue!”

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Scene 2 – Soul-Sucking Roommates

Soul Glue

‘Do you think your roommate might be trying to suck out your soul?’

Cut to Buffy sitting on her dorm bed, angrily glaring at a poster of Celine Dion on the other side of the room. “My friends don’t believe me, but Kathy’s evil! I wouldn’t put it past her to be sucking my soul out! If only there was a way to stop her!”

‘But there is a way! Use Soul Glue, and your demonic roommate will have to find another soul to steal!’

Back to a picture of Buffy, happily destroying all of Kathy’s things. “Thank you, Soul Glue! Without my soul, that psycho was dragged back to her own dimension, and now I don’t have to worry about getting a new roommate until next semester!”



A/N: Seriously folks, I’d love suggestions and/or fanart offers.
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