The Halloween Chronicles
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the vampire slayer, that is owned by Joss Whedon, any other recognizable characters are the property of their respective owners, blah blah bliddy blah I'm so stuffy, give me a scone? (I'll list who owns each individual
character at the end of each chapter)
Time line: Season two "Halloween"
Authors note: This is the product of a twisted mind that really, really, REALLY hates this fandom.
Spike wandered around the streets of Sunnydale, watching as the town fell into chaos. Just a minute earlier, he had seen a family out trick or treating dressed as a poor mockery of a demon when they had suddenly turned into real demons and started killing everything in sight. (Now that's a real demon!) Batty as she may be, Dru was right about something big happening tonight. He looked around, wondering if there were any humans left for him to drink and saw what looked like a giant purple dinosaur walking right toward him. The dinosaur looked at him with a big goofy grin on its face.
"Hello there! My names Barney! What's yours?"
"Spike" Spike said, taken aback.
"Well then Mr. Spike, why don't we be best friends!"
Spike looked at him, an expression of horror on his face.
The dinosaur (Barney, was it?) looked at him and said "Why don't we sing the I Love You song?" Spike just looked at him and morphed into game face.
Barney stepped back in shock but then broke into a big grin and said, in that really annoying voice of his, "That's alright Mr. Spike! We're all special in our own special way!"
At that point, Spike lost it. He just lunged for Barney and started to rip him into tiny, bite size pieces while the dinosaur just kept saying "I love you Mr. Spike!" over and over again.
When Spike had finally finished, he looked up and snarled "I'm gonna find whoever did this and rip out their throats!"
And so that was Barney The Dinosaur! I'm not sure who owns that but, THANK GOD, it's not me!!!