Satan Claus is coming to town ...

(Conversation overheard during 'The Body.' )

Dawn: Um, guys, hello, puberty? Sort of figured out the whole no-Santa thing.
Anya: That's a myth.
Dawn: Yeah.
Anya: No, I mean, it's a myth *that* it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus.
Xander: The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop.
Tara: There's a Santa Claus?
Anya: Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. But he wasn't always called Santa. But with, you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney, all true.
Dawn: All true?
Anya: Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know, disembowel children. But otherwise...
Tara: The reindeer part was nice.


Mr Claus - and his little hinderers.



He knows when you've been naughty. He has a list, but he doesn't bother to check it. You've always been naughty.

Ho ho ho, and a Meeeeeeerrrrrrrry Christmas!






Yultide blessings, eveybody. Which ever festival you celebrate this time of year, may you have a good one!