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It was only two months after Dawn, Rya’c and a couple of Slayers joined the SGC as the newest team, SG23, that Dawn found the whiteboard entitled ‘Tally of Weird Things That Happen to SG Teams’.
SG1 were clearly in the lead with only a few entries from other teams.
"Well," Dawn thought to herself as she started making entries, "I'm sure we'll soon catch up."
Under ‘Number of team members undergoing body swap’ she crossed out ‘due to alien machine’ and entered a 2 in the relevant box. Next to ‘Number of team members kidnapped’ she entered 14. After all, each time counted, didn't it?
During a routine visit from Jack O'Neill he was seen regarding the board dubiously and then scribbling on it. When he was gone the words ‘after joining the SGC’ were discovered in the ‘kidnapped’ entry.