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This story is No. 10 in the series "Non-Crossover Shorts". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: Drabble. Spongebob and Squidward bump into each other in the street

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Cartoons > SpongeBob Squarepants(Current Donor)ShieldageFR711250050425 Jan 1125 Jan 11Yes
Spongebob Squarepants and related characters are owned by Nickelodeon.
Hundred word drabble about something I don't think they've ever brought up on the show.

"Hey, Squidward. Your names's two nouns stuck together. Doesn't that bother you?"

"Look who's talking, mister Spongebob Squarepants. Do you lay awake worrying yours is four nouns stuck together?"

"Yeah, but sponge's a verb. And you can bob up and down and bob things."

Pulling out scissors, Spongebob cuts through a random fish's ponytail. 'Hey!'

"You can't squid. Square can be a verb." Spongebob holds up a level. "And if you don't believe that 'pants' can be a verb, just watch me walk over there and practice on Patrick!"

"No." Squidward made a ward-ing gesture. "Just leave."

"Ooh. Good one."

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