A/N: Put down any beverages you are drinking now. You've been warned....
Abby looked down in horror. “But I totally didn’t mean to!”
“You have to be really careful with magic,” Willow told her. “Spells are like computer code; they do exactly what you tell them to.”
“I thought you said magic was all about intent – as I will, so mote it be
and like that.”
Willow frowned. “Sometimes. But the words matter most. Besides, you have to admit he looks kinda cute.”
“In a nine-inch-tall fully poseable kind of way, I guess. But you still have to change him back!”
Willow grinned. “What, you don’t want to keep your rubber Ducky?”
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