Giles handed back the form. “We need a name.”

“It’s all anyone calls him!”

“Another secondary contact, then.”

Jade considered. “Captain Black’s number’s classif-, um, unlisted, Tohru squashes phones, SuperMoose? Cartoon character. I’m good with this.”

“A relationship is insufficient. If it is a relationship.” Giles’ eyebrow rose.

“Look, just call him.”

Giles sighed and dialed.

“Uncle’s Rare Finds, Uncle speaking.”

“Jade Chan’s uncle?”

“No, Liberace’s uncle! Who calling?”

“Rupert Giles, Summers Academy.”

“Jade in trouble?”

“Ah, no...”

“Then do not waste Uncle’s time!”

“Er, whose-?”

“One more thing: Watchers nosy!” The line clicked.

Jade grinned. “So?”

“Uncle it is.”


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Disclaimer: The Buffyverse belongs to some combination of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and the Kuzuis; Jackie Chan Adventures came from Adelaide Productions (I'm honestly not sure which of the big Hollywood combines controls the rights nowadays; I know Sony had it at one point).