TtH • Story • At Least That Damn Dog Didn’t Show Up

This story is No. 7 in the series "Harmony's Halloween Choices". You may wish to read the series introduction and the preceeding stories first.

Summary: During Halloween, a pair of psychopathic adolescents demonstrate to a former member of the Scourge of Europe exactly why humans will always surpass demons in sheer savagery. No. 7 of Harmony's Halloween Choices.

Categories	Author	Rating	Chapters	Words	Recs	Reviews	Hits	Published	Updated	Complete
Literature > Childrens/Teen	Manchester	FR13	1	246	0	9	1,782	20 Mar 11	20 Mar 11	Yes

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters and William S. Gray and Zerna Sharp characters are the property of their original owners.

See Dick.

See Jane.

See Dick and Jane.

See Dick and Jane walk.

See Dick and Jane walk in Sunnydale.

Sunnydale is bad.

Night in Sunnydale is bad.

See Dick and Jane walk in Sunnydale at night.

See Spike.

Spike is a vampire.

Growl, Spike, growl.

Spike, see Dick and Jane.

Spike, say yum yum.

Spike, run to Dick and Jane.

Stop, Spike, stop.

Smile, Spike, smile.

Spike has fangs.

Hear Dick scream.

Hear Jane scream.

Spike, laugh at Dick.

Spike, laugh at Jane.

Look at Dick.

Dick has a stake.

Look at Jane.

Jane has a stake.

Spike, stop laughing.

Spike, open your eyes.

Spike, look at Dick.

Spike, look at Jane.

Spike, look at Dick and Jane.

Spike is stupid.

See Dick’s stake.

See Jane’s stake.

See Dick stab Spike.

See Jane stab Spike.

Look at Spike.

Spike is dust.

Dust, Spike, dust.

Stupid, Spike, stupid.

See Dick look at Spike’s dust.

See Jane look at Spike’s dust.

See Jane spit.

Spit, Jane, spit.

See Dick unzip.

See Dick pee.

Pee, Dick, pee.

Shake, Dick, shake.

See Dick zip up.

Hear Dick laugh.

Hear Jane laugh.

See Dick skip.

See Jane skip.

See Dick and Jane skip away.

See a new vampire.

Vampire, see Dick.

Vampire, see Jane.

Vampire did not see Spike.

Vampire, say yum yum.

Vampire, run to Dick and Jane.

Stupid, vampire, stupid.

Sunnydale has many vampires.

Dick has many stakes.

Jane has many stakes.

Laugh, Dick, laugh.

Laugh, Jane, laugh.

The End

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