It has come to my attention that many of you believe that I disapprove of superheroes. I take offense to that, and if it weren’t for certain animal cruelty laws, I would mail each and every one of you a dead gerbil dressed like Booster Gold. I have the highest respect for superheroes- Wonder Woman, for instance, is an inspiration to dominatrices everywhere. Her hard work and selfless dedication to tying people up for justice (and the occasional side quickie) is a shining example for all of us.
It’s the morons prancing around causing God knows how many millions in collateral damage that eats me up! Who thought that giving a brainless jock the ability to ogle the women’s locker room through solid brick was a smart idea? It’s things like that that make me weep for our fair nation. Then again, if the rumors I hear about Batman becoming a certain Amazon’s gimp are true, things may be looking up.