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Summary: Two vampires meet in a bar

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Twilight > Angel - CenteredabelieverFR712310164625 May 1125 May 11Yes
Title: Angst and Almonds
Author: ABeliever
Rated: G
Genre: Twilight/BtVS Crossover

Disclaimer: I own nothing except a large stack of bills and a pair of socks with holes in them. Any similarities to any other story are purely coincidental.
Additional disclaimer: Anyone who can come up with a better title please let me know. Grad school is killing my creativity.

In the middle of a crowded bar, two men stared at each other in silence as the crowd watched in stunned amazement.

Both were hauntingly beautiful.

Both possessed an unnatural stillness that revealed a less than human heritage.

Both had hair that defied the laws of gravity.

And both were brooding.

At a nearby table, a twenty-something woman and a teenage girl watched the scene as they snacked on a bowl of almonds.

“See? I told you this would happen. It’s been over an hour already, and they’re not going to stop anytime soon.”

“But Buffy, I really did think the two of them would get along.”

“Bella, I know that you’ve known about vampires for a while now, but you just became a slayer. You don’t know the full history of the slayer line yet. I told you that introducing Angel and Edward would be a bad idea.”

The sudden entrance of Xander Harris would be remembered for years to come.

Upon seeing the two brooding men, his only comment was:

“I could smell the angst and hair gel from a mile away. Stupid hyena senses. Whose brilliant idea was it to introduce the two most angst ridden vampires in existence?”

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