Disclaimer: It belongs to Joss, that greedy bastard wont even let me own Harmony!
Xander was peeved, thirty seconds after entering the shop he had seen some ten year old little bastard make off with the last toy rifle.
Sighing, he thought to himself 'there goes that plan'. He browsed around for a bit, but he couldn't find anything he liked in his price range.
Saying goodbye to the last of his pride he decided to just ask somebody.
As he approached the counter the shop keeper turned and asked him "What can I do for you today?"
"Well I was going to go as a soldier with some fatigues I found in the basement, but I see that you're all out of toy guns. Do you have anything cool for about five bucks?"
Ethan glared at him and said "Get out of my store you bum."
AN: This was my take on all the 'Xander gets an awesome costume for free' stories(which there are MANY which are awesome.) Sure, Ethan loves Chaos, but he also had to turn a profit. =p
AN2: This is un-beta'd most likely has bad grammar and other writing errors, etc... I don't care, don't bother telling me. I'm not a professional writer, I'm not even an amateur writer, I'm some bored guy with a computer, and that's all I ever want to be. =D