DISCLAIMER: I do not own Torchwood or BtVS. If I did, Ianto, Owen, Tara and Tosh would still be very much alive and kicking. Now we have that clear, on with the story!
The man looked around at the members of Torchwood Three.
“No blonde though. You need a blonde.” He stated. A slow smile worked its way onto his face as he watched their reactions.
“He’s been here. Where did he go?”
“We don’t know.” said Gwen.
“He went through the rift.” said Ianto. “Good riddance.”
“I’ll find him. He’s getting sloppy.” The man replied. He turned to walk away.
“Who are you?” Jack called after him.
The man with the eye patch turned back to them.
“I’m just the Zeppo.” He said, and vanished into the swirling vortex of the rift.
A/N: I may continue this... Have Xander chase Spike through a whole bunch of fandoms.... if you think I should, do tell!