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Summary: ... I learned from TV or the movies. Series of whacked out ficlets. Open to all.

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Multiple Crossings > Non-BtVS Crossovers(Past Donor)HiltonKFR132401071,36228 Jun 1128 Jun 11No

Child care

Everything I know I learned from TV (and the movies)

Random idiocy that popped into my head, no excuses. ;0)
Feel free to add a ficlet or two; the only criteria being the application of a TV or movie cliché - any fandom, bonus points for a crossover!
Disclaimers at end.

They stood alone in the once densely populated village.

“I do not understand it, Colonel. Never have I seen a culling that took so many.” Teyla’s voice held the dismay they all felt.

John sighed, running a hand through his hair.

“We’ll have to take it back with us,” John stated, although there really wasn’t any other option.

They all paused to look at the ‘it’ in question. Ronon pulled a face as the infant in his arms took a deep breath and begin wailing even louder.

If the tragedy of the situation hadn’t been so great, the expression of pure horror on Rodney’s face would have made John laugh out loud.

John sidled up behind Rodney. Waiting until the child looked in their direction, he smacked Rodney round the back of his head.

“Ow.” Rodney spun and glared at him. John shrugged as the child continued to cry. “What did you do that for!”

“What? It always makes them laugh in the movies.”


Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate Atlantis or any program that has use said slapstick gag.
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