characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy. The birds belong to Rovio Mobile Games.Killing Pigs Is Hard
The building trembled as something smashed into the outside wall. Andrew winced and felt his face, which was already starting to swell up. "Do you think I'll get a black eye?"
"Hope springs eternal." Spike checked that their fragile cargo hadn't been damaged in the mad rush for cover.
"Oh. Cool." Again, the house shook and groaned under the bombardment.
"These eggs had better be worth stealing," Spike muttered. A red-feathered demonic bird crashed through the wall and landed on the floor, where it lay glaring at them. "Willow might have bloody told us their mommies would get this angry."