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Summary: Those tasty little snacks under a thousand words.

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Harry Potter > GeneraljoshlamontFR132564023,05613 Aug 1120 Oct 11Yes

They Take Over the World on Tuesdays and Thursdays

“I’ve been thinking,” Luna announced, unconsciously avoiding a death eater’s spell.

“Oh, my!” Kasumi let the poor wizard attacking her knock himself out.

“I know,” Luna said sincerely, “But it had to be done.”

The two of them paused as several spells flashed in front of them.

“Did it all work out in the end?” Kasumi asked. She paused at the screams that followed. “Those poor dears,” she sighed, shaking her head sadly.

“Maybe…” Luna cocked her head... “It seems to me that my Harry and your Ranma are always out fighting bad people.”

“That’s true…” Kasumi allowed, gently redirecting a furious wizard toward an egress. “It’s always so very dreary when they’re gone.”

“Isn’t it?” Luna asked dreamily. “Why, one might even believe the bad guys see more of them than we do.”

Kasumi gasped. “Oh, my! You don’t think they’re being unfaithful, do you?”

Luna gave her a solemn look. They held each other’s gaze for a few moments before breaking into small giggles.

“But- but it does bring up an interesting point,” Luna gasped, still letting off small peeps.

“Oh?” Kasumi asked.

“I should think it obvious- good spends most of its time fighting evil. If you ignore what they do during their meet-ups, good seems to date evil. Or is evil dating good? Hnnnn. If you look at it a certain way, evil is being very naughty and trying to seduce good.”

Kasumi paused, giving Luna time to misdirect another death eater into a wall. “But wouldn’t that make us evil?”

Luna beamed. “Exactly.

And that was how the Sisterhood of Evil Overladies was born. Also, incidentally, how Voldemort lost twenty deatheaters to what seemed to be a pair of muggles walking through an art gallery.

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