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Summary: Buffy and Xander help Dracula reinvent himself.

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Dracula’s new thing

Disclaimer: none of the characters are mine, but belong to their respective owners.
Note: this takes place after "Wolves at the Gate" S8 story arch.


“Nobody loves me,” Dracula complained.

“So change your image,” Xander suggested brightly. “Get rid of all the bad habits, for a start.”

“Well, I don’t smoke-“

“But you drink!”

“So I am diet dependent!”

“And it’s a tie,” Buffy nodded to both men at once. “Maybe you should move to a big city instead.”

“I don’t like the sun.”

“Neither do any other vampires.”

“I prefer black.”

“So do many of Goths.”

“I’m undead.”

“So, take sport bike racing – it’ll be your sport!” Xander suggested brightly.

“And I’ve got no reflection.”

“Yup, sport bikes, all the way!”

Dracula’s gaze became more coherent.

“I can change shapes and I drink blood.”

“Well, blood-drinking is a downer, but I got an idea,” Buffy replied.

* * *

“That was cruel. And only temporary,” Xander shook his head. “What if he runs out of criminals?”

“In Gotham city? I don’t think so,” Buffy replied flippantly.

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