You Wanna Know
Title: You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?
Genre: BtVS/The Dark Knight Crossover
FFA Response: Cordelia/Joker (The Dark Knight) pairing
Disclaimer: I own nothing except a large stack of bills. Any similarities to any other story are purely coincidental.
"You look nervous. Is it the scars?"
Cordelia, held down by two minions, raises an eyebrow at the crazy man.
"Actually, it's the knife you've got against my neck. Those scars aren't that bad. I've got this friend, she's got a plastic surgeon who does miracles."
"You wanna know how I got these scars? Wanna know how I got 'em?"
She rolls her eyes at him.
"Not really, but you're probably going to tell me anyway."
The Joker steps back and looks at her."You're serious, aren't you? You're not afraid."
He looks at the other hostages that he and his minions have collected.
He grabs another hostage, a man.
"No! Please no! I got a wife man. Kids! I've got kids!"
Looking back at Cordelia, the Joker holds the knife against the man's throat.
"Maybe I should cut this man instead. Let you see his insides. Would that scare you? Having his death on your pretty little head?"
Cordelia studies the man, then looks the Joker directly in the eyes.
The Joker screams in rage as he shoves the man back into the crowd of hostages.
Cordelia smirks at the Joker.
"Why so serious?"
The Joker angrily lunges at her but is stopped in his tracks. He looks back and sees that the man has grabbed his leg. A punch to the face knocks the Joker unconscious.
The Joker's guards step forward to help their boss but are quickly incapacitated by Cordelia and the man.
"Did you have to antagonize him? What if he'd slit my throat?"
"You're a vampire, Angel. As long as he didn't take off your head, you would have been fine. And what took you so long anyway?The End!