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Summary: Cordelia, the Eleventh Doctor and a discussion about his bowtie. Response to FFA Pairing.

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No. Just No.

Title: No. Just No.
Author: ABeliever
Rated: FR13
Genre: BtVS/Doctor Who Crossover

FFA Response: Cordelia/Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who)

Disclaimer: I own nothing except a large stack of bills. Any similarities to any other story are purely coincidental.

And I present to you another result of too much sugar and too little sleep. Seriously, I need to quit writing these and get back to my thesis.

Notes: I haven’t seen season six yet and it’s been a long time since I’ve seen season five. I just really love it when he says bowties are cool.

“No. Just no.”


“Let’s start with the pants. They’re at least three inches too short.”

“Don’t knock the pants. I got these-“

“You stole them from a locker in a hospital. Rory told me. You know he almost got in trouble for your little shoplifting act? And what was with the striptease in front of his fiancé?”

“They weren’t engaged yet.”

“Details. Back to the pants. Not only are they too short, you’re wearing them with suspenders. Although, I give you some credit. With your taste I should be glad they’re not rainbow.”

“What’s wrong with suspenders?”

“What’s not wrong with suspenders?”

“Why am I even listening to you?”

“Because Amy said she’d get mad if you didn’t.”

“Ah yes, Amelia. Good point. Carry on, Chase.”

“Now, about the jacket-“

“No, no, no! Don’t! I like that jacket.”

“Fine. Then we’ll go with the bow tie.”

“Bow ties are cool.”

“No. They’re not. No matter how many times you say it, bow ties are not cool.”

“Why are you even here?”

“Because you rescued me from green people who treated me like a cow and felt sorry for me when you realized that you had no way of sending me back to my home dimension?”

“Ah yes.”

“You’re in the middle of one of the greatest wardrobes that I’ve ever seen, and trust me, I’ve seen a lot, and this is what you choose?”

He slumped against the side of the wardrobe as she continued. He idly picked up a fez and yelped as she slapped it from his hand.

“I swear I will lock you in a small closet with both Amy and River if you even think about trying to put that… thing… on your head.”

The End!

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