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Summary: They exist, they sparkle, and it's just. plain. wrong. [Inspired by a forum discussion]

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Death to Sparkle-pires Report: Weapons and Their Effects

Troll hammer: Subjects shatter into smaller pieces, ready for usual handling.

Scythe: Subjects are sliced into pieces as per user’s decision.

White Phosphorous: Fire pretty!

M72 LAW: Big booms and unsettling cackles. Note: this weapon does not require super-human strength.

Claymores: As with M72 LAW.

Troll hammer and Scythe require super-human strength for best effect, such as Slayer or souled vampire. Or tame sparkle-pire.

Usual handling of Sparkle-pire fragments is to burn, preferably with white phosphorous.

Unsettling cackle is not required for any part of this, and is just plain unsettling.

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