Title: Now, Look Here!
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything you recognize. It all belongs to the CW and Joss Whedon.
“Look,” said Giles crossly, “This Demon hunting is all very well, commendable in fact, but the point is that you cannot simply go around killing whichever demons you like. Of course, if they’re doing something like, like,”
“Like sacrificing innocent children?” said Anya helpfully.
“Yes, quite Anya. Thank you. But if the demons aren’t doing anything but playing poker-“
“Playing poker?” Dean snorted, “Dude, they were betting fluffy little kittens. What are they going to do next; kicking puppies?”
“Look, however, er, immoral you and in fact most of the human population find eating, er, kittens, the fact is, Spike did nothing that was against the law.”
“Well, he did kill all of those people a few months ago, and he destroyed a large part of Europe with Angelus, oh!, and he…”
“Yes, thank you, Anya, that will be quite enough,” said Giles firmly as he held his hand over Anya’s mouth.
“Look at it this way Mr. Winchester. Would you like to be the one to tell the Slayer you staked her boyfriend?”