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Buffy squinted into the gloom: she was sure she’d heard something. She moved forward on light feet, hunting whatever it was that was making the surreptitious noise. She moved closer, and turned the corner of a crypt, only to realise that the noise was coming from inside
the crypt. She backed up and made her way to the small window in the side of the crypt: she really wanted to know who had asked for that particular design feature in a crypt
of all things.
She peered inside, and finally saw what was making the noise. It was a man. Well, it was a man and a woman, having sex. She wasn’t sure whether she was more disturbed by the unsanitary conditions, or the fact that they were having sex in a crypt in Sunnydale
of all places. And the guy was really well built, all his muscles nicely displayed as he, yes, well… It wasn’t until he reached around and began to make a really odd movement that she suddenly realised the person he was with might not be a woman. Not that there was anything wrong with that, of course. Shame, though, cause the guy was really built…